101 Rules of Power Metal

[Radek Bejma]

I personally enjoyed.


46. Unless you are Manowar, in which case you are too metal for clothing.

 

[jarbo]

My Grandma is pretty coool....but she is incredibly religious and would kill me if she could understand rap lol

 

[FloydManiac]

Old freaking thread, but yeah, the op summed it up perfectly. :laughing:

 

[$BoomBoom$]

47. Come to think of it, don’t be Manowar.

 

[bluue(=]

Yeah rap is like a foreign language to old people.

 

[Johnny P]

why wouldn't you wanna be manowar?!

Woman Be My Slave
Chained Unto My Bed
Woman Be My Slave
Begging To Be Fed
Your Body Belongs To Me
Woman Come Here
Remove Your Garments
Kneel Before Me
Please Me


kinky!

 

[Jeffre]

damn funny.

 

[PB46]

The 101 rules of Doom Metal are funny too

 

[fauxfiala]

39. Begin all songs with one big swelling chord on the keyboard.

60. “Flagons of ale.” It’s appropriate to your fantasy-riddled lyrics, and it almost looks like “dragons,” so you score extra points.

88. At your first gig, if you feel a “rising force,” do be sure not to get it all over your audience.

My personal favorites.

 

[lil bunny]

That was great, did you write it?

 

[Bed Headed FREAK]

lol this was amusing.

61. Since you can

 

[Brandon Lawrence L]

good ****, im gonna try to be more metal in the future but armor is expensive!