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well last year i completely hated this teacher and he hated me as well. Anyway i had a dream that I went to ask him for help in an assignment and that he was having harsh sex with me. In the dream i seemed to like it but when i woke up in real life i was grossed out ewwww. how can i dream i am...

I feel like I am living in a city of strangos. Where do they find these ugly toothless humpbacked grilly-headed pock-faced patchy-bearded pot-bellied lopsided arms-longer-than-legs horn-voiced beings to interview? The reporter looks hot. Maybe she don't want stand next to good lookin folk and...

I really want to host a Crimean War party, and have everybody dress up in those clothes and drink stuff and eat stew and whatever they ate back then. How should I decorate?

I cain't get them to work at all

I got a batch of gifts and mailed them off. Now I got the rest of Christmas stuff to do: gifts for immediate family, friends, co-workers, staff... Got to buy a tree, lights, ornaments. Got to send a pile of cards out. Then got to buy food and a feast. I have no energy to do a thing. Everything...

hundreds of those big clunkers? I almost got the cool little carriage (it has two small baskets up and down, and it whizzes around very easily). I love this carriage and always spend more when I get it. Today this old geezer beat me to it..well, I let him have it, being a geezer and all he...

So itchy I want to bite it

Like a pack of 3-eyed weirdos will come into your yard and start calling you richie-rich the two-eyed capitalist giant.

There was this woman in a Giotto fresco that I just could not stop thinking about. Her eyes were amazing.

My dance school my close and I really don't want it to, i've been going to it for years and i'm not going any where else. I don't have money to give myself but i've been thinking about talking to my sister who also goes, she's recently been getting paid £8 a week to teach the little ones and I...

he's definitely hiding something. if he's deleting messages, then he's saying things he shouldnt be saying and talking to ppl he shouldnt be talking too. i say you confront him about it and see what he says. don't fall for that i love you crap. boys just say that so you won't keep asking them...

he's definitely hiding something. if he's deleting messages, then he's saying things he shouldnt be saying and talking to ppl he shouldnt be talking too. i say you confront him about it and see what he says. don't fall for that i love you crap. boys just say that so you won't keep asking them...

he's definitely hiding something. if he's deleting messages, then he's saying things he shouldnt be saying and talking to ppl he shouldnt be talking too. i say you confront him about it and see what he says. don't fall for that i love you crap. boys just say that so you won't keep asking them...

okay so theirs a spring formal on april 17 at my middle school im 13 and i dont know what to wear and were to buy it plz help me list of stores will help a lot thank you!!!

Michelin stars and tires

You have a fox, chicken, and a bag of chicken feed on one side of the river. You have a boat, and can take two passengers across. (include yourself) You must have one item in the boat for safety. *How do you get all three things to the other side of the river safely? -If you leave the chicken...

I've never understood this. I'm always seeing people walking beside their bike, rolling it with them as they go. What's the point of that? why don't they just ride the bike? I would understand if they were walking it down a hill or something, but they're not most of the time...it's always on...

I like the boulabase soup but I once looked at the recipe and said whoah doggies, that is not something that I am capable of taking on and even if I tried, I think I would go wrong somewhere because there are so many steps and stuff listed that I would have to guess how to do.

Family Guy. Robot Chicken is also hilarious.

I mean, just plain lemons? They're good, especially with salt on them. no name: Oh how I wish that was true. If it is, guys should probably stop eating them.