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    Ode to the potato chip?

    Oh tater chip, tater chat Why you make me so damn fat? I eat you when I watch TV I drink & then I have to pee I even eat you off the floor Your crispy crunch I do adore I eat the weird discolored ones Though my fatass may weigh tons Oh tater chip, I won't quit I never was exactly fit
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    What exactly is "old fashion" pain & humiliation?

    It's when you knock a guy's junk around with a riding crop instead of telling all your Facebook friends how tiny and smelly it is.
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