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    Are any poets here fans of NFL football?

    This poem was inspired by the memory of the finest group of goal line defenders ever to wear a Saints uniform... For these men the score was immaterial, there was only a job to do, protect every blade of grass in front of the goal line from intrusion. "They were the Dome Patrol"...... There...
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    When's the last time you left footprints on the headliner of your granny's Mercury...

    ...Montego? For me I was 18, I had borrowed it for a date. She was quite disturbed, the footprints were above the back seat on the white headliner. I had a hard time explaining that one. *looks down, YIKES!* Suggested Categories: * Cars & Transportation > Car Makes > Mercury * Science...
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    Manhood poll: Who can make a man out of Justin Bieber?

    A) The US Army B) The US Marines C) Sweet Elf I'm so confused......... . Oops... I forgot Sheila..... But would she kill the poor boy?
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    Tapeworm poll: Fish-bait, or adhesive?

    Hmmm...... I could make some money. .
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    Pet poll: Say you caught ms. manners spanking a monkey, would you report her to

    the animal police? What if she starts on puppies next? *hides* *looks over shoulder*
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    Is it weird for both nipples to be different colours?

    Sounds like a tasty problem to me.
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