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Tony is in church and the Priest calls him up for confession. Priest: ‘Tony who was that girl you were with?’ Tony: ‘I don’t want to say.’ Priest ‘ Was it Lisa Pachini Tony : ‘ No Father.’ Priest : ‘ Was it Katie Cappellie?’ Tony: ‘I shall not say.’ Priest: ‘Was it Sally Baggtie? Tony: ‘...

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idk maybe he was kidding around when he told u to stop texting him it seems like this is a love-hate relationship

THIS JK CONTAINS SOME CONTENT THAT IS INTENDED FOR OLDER AUDIENCES!!!!! VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!!!!! Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his brothers room. He knocks on the door and asks his brother what’s going on. “Playing cards bro!” he replies...

There is a factory in Eastern Wisconsinwhich that have the Tickle Me Elmo toys. In case you didn’t know, the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms!!!! Well, Sue Beth is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM...

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein ghosts?” About 80 of his students raise their hands. “That’s a good start I suppose. Those of you who believe in ghosts, how many have actually seen a...

It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while...

good jk! but i think i can top that a man walks into the bakery and asks the baker ' hey can i have a poppy sead bun?' the baker says 'srry we're out of bread but i've got cookies?' ' how about a bagel? i'll take a bagel!' the baker feeling very frustrated says ' let me spell it out 4 you' N...

good jk! but i think i can top that a man walks into the bakery and asks the baker ' hey can i have a poppy sead bun?' the baker says 'srry we're out of bread but i've got cookies?' ' how about a bagel? i'll take a bagel!' the baker feeling very frustrated says ' let me spell it out 4 you' N...

props go to Toadly! Mickey is in the court room wanting a divorce from Minni the judge says ' you can't divorce someone for their insanity!' Mickey ' I didn't say that I said Minni was F****** GoofY!' Thanks for the support Jay:) I need it with this tough crowd it get! I mean *I i type too...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are...

Knock Knock! Whos there? Cash! Cash whO? No thanks! I prefer peanuts!!!!!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Thayer! Thayer whO? Thayer sorry and I won't throw thist pie in ur face! hey mr. X----- I (L) nike! Tazman---- Sweet Eh:D

Knock Knock! Whos there? Truffle! Truffle who? Truffle is, i'm so in love with you!!! wooooooo!

very funny mon

Why was the math book so unhappy? Because... he was full of problems!

very funny me friend

yummyyumm=banana cream pie * licks lips* yuckyyuck=pea soup * shudders* XOX

Knock Knock! Whos there? Value! Value who? Value be mine babaY? awwwww cuteeeee