i'd call him a purple chunky monkey
then i'd tilt my head
while my eyes slowly become red
and my hair turns white
and my skin turns scaley purple
and the light around us dims
and i slowly inch closer
and say "you wanna repeat that"
slap him around a couple of time
cue the 'scary music'
watch him...
i don't think you can do anything hun..... my dad's the same way except with everyrace except his own..... well at least the blacks out here in amreica (were fromm belize and he claims they are better there) but anyway this makes him moderately like every other race so basically he does the same...
