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On the front page of today's paper: "Is Congress Too Busy to Honor Gamecocks?" Well I certainly fucking hope so!

South Carolina just bought some old school buses... from Kentucky. That's how broke we is.

He probably dared to raise his eyes from the floor and looked at a white man or something. I think that means we have to burn him and everything he touched. I might be wrong, though - they keep releasing new edicts about that.

Serves you right!

My uncle used to do that. I've never understood why.

I don't know, marmots sounded funny. Seriously, the sidewall is absolutely trashed - one spot looks like a sort of flap was dug up with a puncture in it, and one part looks like it got attacked with a sledgehammer. I wish I had a picture - I've never seen anything like it.

ARRRGH, went to the car to go to work this morning, got in, got a "tire pressure warning" from the little screen thing. It looks like my rear passenger sidewall has been attacked by furious marmots. What the fucking fuck? The boyfriend drove it last and says he didn't hit anything. It...

Well, the air's back on, but the guy who normally processes the newspapers is out so I had to do it. A hundred and fucking nine of them! I didn't finish until 4! Look, New York. You keep telling us how busy and shit you are. So either you're the lyingest city in the world or nobody reads...

So if, say, you bought a Kindle and the next week they reduced the price by sixty bucks you wouldn't contact them and ask for the lower price? (That's what happened to me, and they happily issued a refund for the difference.)

Oh, god, that drives me up a fucking wall. There's a church on a major road here in town (Devine, if anybody cares, and yes, Shandon Methodist, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU. Sue my ass.) that's no parking on either side. Four lane road. On Sunday mornings, the goddamned Methodists are allowed to...

Maybe what they hate about white people is our straight hair, or how easy we are to pick out of a crowd at Church's Chicken? You don't know that they weren't hating on observable differences between us, do you? :)

It's quite the opposite problem here - for some reason, Columbia is incredibly expensive to fly out of. Everybody drives to Charlotte to fly out of there because it's so much cheaper. :)

Nah, it would just look absolutely hilarious. Tell the world!

I feel like an asshole for bitching about this, because I've been on vacation until this afternoon and everybody else has had to deal with it all week. And it just got fixed the moment I walked in the door. But it is hot. It is amazingly fucking hot. It is South Carolina and it is July and...

Probably by the same juvenile delinquents who broke one of my windows last August. The heat brings it out of the little shits. However, since the window incident, we have cameras. I'll be reviewing tonight.

You know your credit card may have price guarantees?

After close examination my boyfriend thinks somebody stabbed my tire. I'd be spitting mad, but I'm too tired.

my head hurts too much to think

All blacks are uneducated