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I do. I think of them as sub-human and savages.

I do. I think of them as sub-human and savages.

Sounds (send money now) good. I think (don't delay, send money) you've hit it.

Shoes made a good topic for a xmas song, try that.

I can cook already, pretty good too I may say. My wife has several University degrees. She doesn't cook but she can command a hefty salary when she chooses to work. Much better than being able to do what I can do already.

Become obese.

Beagles with wings jousting in the sky.

Yeah, they'll tell.

Yeah, they'll tell.

Yep. Behind you.

Destroyed it.

Nope. My friends are delightfully ignorant and so they shall remain.

I actually do.

Potatoes have rescued me out of situations like that, lots of potatoes.

No, not yet.

Porno-ish, that sort of thing. Maybe it's that sexy saxophone that's always playing in my mind.....

Porno-ish, that sort of thing. Maybe it's that sexy saxophone that's always playing in my mind.....

Porno-ish, that sort of thing. Maybe it's that sexy saxophone that's always playing in my mind.....

Subscribe to a magazine and read the back advertisements.

Yes you can.