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    Is The Palace attempting to deport Mr. Franz Wanka?

    I have been picking up buzz on the net that due to heightened efforts to rid Britain of riffraff and undesirable elements in anticipation of The Wedding that Mr. Franz Wanka has been targeted by MI7 due to his outrageous contributions to the Royalty forum. The circular I have read indicates that...
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    Rumours that Elton John will be singing "Candle in the Wind" at Will and Kate's wedding?

    The buzz I am picking up on the net is credibly showing that as stated, William gave Diana Spencer's engagement ring to Ms. Middleton because he wished Ms. Spencer to be at the wedding in spirit. The buzz is suggesting that he has also asked Elton John, via his uncle Edward to sign a reprise of...
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    Is Queen Elizabeth "behind" Malawi's new anti-flatulence decree?

    According to news reports "The government of Malawi plans to punish persistent offenders “who foul the air” in an effort to “mould responsible and *disciplined *citizens.” Given that Buckingham palace has taken a very firm line on farting in public ever since the Queen was thrown from her horse...
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    What is the next piece of awful news we can expect from the royals?

    I could sleep at piece at night if it was not that the Windsors are always up to SOMETHING. There is always a pot boiling or a controversy brewing. Who knows what it will be. Middlethorn pregnant? Harry turns out to be a criminal? Prince Phillip is discovered in flagranto delito? I mean, it...
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    Do the Statutes of Mortmain imply that Jesuits are not allowed to visit the UK?

    According to these statutes monks of the catholik church are subject to immediate judicial murder upon entry to the sceptered isle. Given this statute and if I am a jesuit, which I am not, can I enter the UK on a Jesuit passport and feel I will not be molested by the state or the privee consil?
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    Do the Statutes of Mortmain imply that Jesuits are not allowed to visit the UK?

    According to these statutes monks of the catholik church are subject to immediate judicial murder upon entry to the sceptered isle. Given this statute and if I am a jesuit, which I am not, can I enter the UK on a Jesuit passport and feel I will not be molested by the state or the privee consil?
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    Was Wallace Simpson actually a man?

    Bear with me here. Look at her picture. That could easily be some Manchester street punk got up in drag. And then take the name Wallace. What woman is called that? But the conclusive proof is that the Duke chose to abdicate rather than have her private parts examined as would be required had she...
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    I am announcing my departure from the Royal Forum due to abuse and vilification?

    Dude the repeated abuse and smirches upon my name and intentions I am formally declaring my intentions of leaving this forum and allow the pact of hyenas and what is in essence a confederacy of twits to carry on in their perifrastic world. Quentin, Lucan, Papadopoulos and of course Major Hewitt...
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    How can I get my Behringer UMX250 midi controller to work with Windows 7?

    I cant seem to find any instructions on the internet
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    Did GM's retirees lose their pensions when it went belly up?

    I am just wondering whether pensions are not put in some segregated trust at bay from creditors?
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    Is it true that the current Wikileaks contain cables concerning William's...

    ...ambivalent sexuality? The buzz I am getting on the net is that the cables contained some information on happenings in Buckingham palace as well as incidents on a recent trip to the southern hemisphere. Some of this seems to have been corrobornated by prominent journalists but not in anything...
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    Are royals genetically superior and does this cause DNA problems with breeding?

    I am thinking that William is so hyperbred that his DNA may just blow away Middlefords DNA and crush it like the Brits did to the French at the Battle of Hastings. So can this happen and should William get someone who is bred up to his level instead?
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