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    Would it be appropriate for me to confess my sins in this forum?

    They include: using contraception french fries violent crime the International Bible Society many rapture dreams sandpapering a bobcat’s behind in a phone booth interest in others Stonehenge signing of the Declaration of Independence caving into the homosexual mafia
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    Which of the following names would be best for a baby girl who is going to be...

    ...born mid-March 2011? Bonnie Carol Amy Gail Sarah Lynn or Ann
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    Spiritually speaking, I'm trying to get along with Dr. Bob?

    How am I doing so far?
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    I have to confess -- I don't really understand you people?

    Well, Shan, I mean my fellow human beings who post here. You people. Thank you, T Brown. And you are blocked. Not that you'll see this -- being blocked and all.
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    In case anyone else was wondering, Dr. Bob IS married?

    And he doesn't like boys in fancy ways.
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    How can we overcome painful thoughts and move toward enlightenment?

    rr1024, I'll prey for you, boy.
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    How is this evenly remotely understandable? Jessica Simpson doesn't know the

    difference between? a consonant and a continent nor does she know how to sweep a floor. Yet she personally has about 100 million dollars. How do such things happen? Don't tell me it's because she's a good singer. I know that's not true. I guess you didn't know this, cynic, but SHE'S A BUNNY...
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    Mormons: In your Doctrine and Covenants 66:10, you are told "Seek not to be...

    ...cumbered". What does that mean? Perhaps you could quit being cumbersome. I'm going to pretend it means that you can't eat cucumbers. heh heh heh
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    I had some exciting news and now I can't get to sleep. What am I to do?

    I'm asking here because sleep is a blessing and I'm wondering how to be blessed.
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    Where can I purchase incense? I don't mean online. What kind of store would sell it?

    I don't mean a cheap kind, either. Something nice.
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    Mr. Rogers gave aid and comfort to the enemy?

    His syrupy teachings led millions astray. He was a wuss and he was an enabler of wusses.
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    Why hasn't this been studied more?...?

    Evolution is so real that there are part humans living right on my very street...half ape half human. And there are part dogs, and part cats walking around everywhere, eating partially evolved fish that have jumped out of the lakes and walked right over.
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