From Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaning. Somewhat paraphrased.
General Hap Hapablap: "Gentlemen we have searched every inch of this air base for Sideshow Bob and all we've found is porno, porno, porno!"
Quiraby: "Bring in the, uh, representatives of television."
*Burablebee Man, Kent Brockman, Krusty...