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    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Yeah. Republicans want to keep government out of everything possible, EXCEPT our bedrooms, our relationships, control over our own bodies, our religion, our families...
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    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Imagine a pirate's eyepatch. Now imagine that eyepatch connected to three strings. Now imagine that that little eyepatch is the only thing covering up some woman's crotchal area.
  3. J

    Enough with the Fuckin' Vampires

    Indonesian/Malaysian. The penanggalang, which came to my attention first as an entry in the early 80s British AD&D monster book, Fiend Folio. She's #10 (#1 by order) on this list.
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    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    The really serious thing about this one isn't that he cheated on his wife (and mistress). The really serious (and probably illegal) thing about this is that both of his mistresses were lobbyists and he was apparently exchanging legislative favors for sex.
  5. J

    Enough with the Fuckin' Vampires

    Well, I always suspected that SkipMagic was a vampire, what with the blindingly pale skin.
  6. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Not to mention that it's Grey Poupon, which is like the Cheetos of dijon mustards.
  7. J

    Enough with the Fuckin' Vampires

    The Celery Stalks At Midnight!
  8. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    They're getting good at this "Put out a basically blank plan to try to steal some thunder from Obama".
  9. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    So the saviors who will deliver us from these idiots will come from Minnesota and Wisconsin?
  10. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    In other words, it's a possibly legitimate and commendable bill that's being torpedoed by its Republican sponsors' ham-tongued rhetorical trippery. Sounds par for the course. It just amazes me that, rather than letting this work its way through Congress under its legitimate cover, Issa decided...
  11. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Of course not. The Cheneys have been talking up torture all weekend, and now there's talk that Liz Cheney may run for office. The stupid never stops!
  12. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Like any wife, she's in charge of her husband. :D
  13. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Virginia Foxx is the same rep who claimed that calling Matthew Shepard's murder a gaybashing is a hoax. And the same rep who said that healthcare reform is a bigger threat than terrorism.
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    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    In other words, it's a possibly legitimate and commendable bill that's being torpedoed by its Republican sponsors' ham-tongued rhetorical trippery. Sounds par for the course. It just amazes me that, rather than letting this work its way through Congress under its legitimate cover, Issa decided...
  15. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    You aren't getting the history behind the image. It's not like this woman just made this up out of thin air. There is a history of that image of African-Americans that makes it offensive beyond its surface visual. It's the same reason that someone calling you or me "Whitey" or "Honkey" doesn't...
  16. J

    "Concerned Citizens of the United States" Looking Out for Our Interests!

    And strangely enough, most of them were Latino. But, of COURSE, this current fixation on illegal immigration isn't about racism! Never!
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    "Concerned Citizens of the United States" Looking Out for Our Interests!

    Not just names, either. Social security numbers, also, and several pregnant women's DUE DATES (Helloooo, HIPPA violation!). The due dates I interpret as "Get those anchor babies out of the country before they drop!"
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    Fish Warrior??! Gimme a fuckin' break, you 'extreme' douchebags

    We also have hunting shows. Which is even less exciting than it sounds. It consists mostly of some guy sitting behind a bush waiting for a deer or a turkey to show up. Unless he's hunting on a ranch or something, in which case it consists of some guy sitting up in a tree near the (filled)...
  19. J

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Fame whores always say that. The husband on that sextuplet show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 said that just last night..."Oh, woe is us...we didn't want the cameras 24 hours a day and the tabloids screaming about us and the fame and not being able to just disappear for a couple of hours out of public...
  20. J

    "Concerned Citizens of the United States" Looking Out for Our Interests!

    On the contrary, the people who do this kind of thing are well aware of that fact. That's probably why there were due dates on the list. Gotta deport 'em before they drop the anchor babies!
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