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Sorry, no. I hang out with a classier crowd.

I'm afraid not, which is amazing, considering how detailed your description was.

I'm afraid not, which is amazing, considering how detailed your description was.

Get another boyfriend.

From the number of spelling and grammatical mistakes you made, I'd say you probably went to a public school yourself.

On Monday instead of a 2 mile timed run, try running intervals, or wind sprints. Sprint 100 yds, then slow jog back around to your starting point, then sprint again. As many as you can.

Too bad the child you killed never got a chance to go to France.

Uhhhhhhh, daffodils?

10 out of 10 fat people are fat because they live a fat lifestyle. Fat doesn't just appear out of thin air. Regardless of any kind of medical condition, people get fat because they eat more calories than they burn off. Period. A person may have a condition that may make losing weight hard, but...

It's true. I'm in the National Guard. They're not accepting anyone until at least October, and even then it'll be reviewed.

Federal judges are allowed to carry a firearm into a courtroom. Why do you think they aren't?

You're weird, but it's a lot more than just a poster.

Not if you don't know the difference between 2 and to.

O-1, 2nd Lieutenant.

Unfortunately, no, Obama isn't history. History is in the past. Obama is still happening.

It would never happen. Congress controls the military's money. Not too many soldiers would fight if they suddenly stopped getting a paycheck.

Most people would just call the cops or complain to the parents. You decided to expose yourself to children. You need help, buddy.

It keeps kids out of trouble for a few hours a day.

Wait until you're 18, then enlist anyway. If he loves you, he'll get over it.

A drug test is for illegal drugs. Anything prescribed by a doctor is ok.