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    here's a joke my mom e-mailed to me. Not bad, for the old bird...?

    Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP...
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    How can I make a video background white using either Photoshop Elements 6 or Adobe

    Premiere Elements 3.0? Need help with this. Please help?
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    Why does rvt.com go to anursing school instead of rvtrader?

    it's what I have typed in for years. Answer the question
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    What was the initial cause to remove prayer from schools?

    'cause everyone knows God hates children.
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    A "Little Johnny" joke: "Mom, when people die, do they go to heaven feet first"?

    "Why would you ask me that, little johnny?" says mom. Johnny says, "Well, you know the other day, when you were at the shopping mall?" "Yes...what about it?" "Well, I heard some noises comin' from your bedroom, so I peeked in. And there was the maid, laying on the bed, with her legs straight...
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    A joke about an unlucky man named Joe, who wakes up to find where he once had two,

    he now has three...? Yes he now has three cajones...He's a little freaked out...so he goes to the doctor. Doctor gives him complete examination....tells him he's in perfect health. Guy says..."what about this third ball? It wasn't there yesterday." Doc says, "Hey no problem, It must have been...
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    Here's a riddle for you!!?

    Ice cream truck...Good Humor man?
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    Canoe riddle answer included?

    Wait until you've been married for ten years.....you'll get it.
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    Did you hear about the three morons sitting around a campfire discussing Easter...?

    The first moron says, "Easter, my favorite time of year, spruce trees, presents, ho ho ho, ..." The second moron says, "No no, you idiot, that's Christmas! Easter is with the free candy, and the trick or treat, and scary costumes". The third moron says, "You're both idiots." Then he gets...
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    how long would it take for an unwatched bicycle to be stolen from an intercity...

    14 seconds flat.
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    how long would it take for an unwatched bicycle to be stolen from an intercity...

    14 seconds flat.
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    how long would it take for an unwatched bicycle to be stolen from an intercity...

    14 seconds flat.
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    how long would it take for an unwatched bicycle to be stolen from an intercity...

    14 seconds flat.
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    What song has bmx bikes in the music video?

    i saw it a couple years ago in AE and i used to know what it was but now i can't remember for the life of me and its bothering me very badly! it wasn't a real old video. i don't remember any lyrics so just name songs and i will look at them. please!
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    How do I transfer music and images from my PC to my PSP?

    I have the cable, but no instructions.
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    Are mini bikes street legal in Indiana? do I need some license or permit?

    I'm 16 and I need a job, but I don't have a car to get to said job, Would I be allowed to drive a Baja Mini Bike around?, I wouldn't be in any major traffic areas or anything, just to get to work and back small city streets. Will I need some license? I'm 16 and I need a job, but I don't have a...
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    Question for military dog handlers? UK based preferably.?

    Hi, I'm Male, 15, and UK based. I've recently decided that after I leave college I'm going to be a dog handler, preferably with the military or police (either that or I'm going to go into medicine). I've talked to several people and they say it is an extremely rewarding job and they are all...
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    riddle question solve it?

    Because her father beat her regularly, and her mother was a worthless drunk.
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    I'm having a crappy day. Can you tell me a joke?

    How do you make a gynecologist reminisce? Stirrup old memories.
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    WARNING: This following joke is not for the squeamish, or those who with...

    ...delicate sensibilities. O.K? Seriously...this joke is kind of disgusting. Please don't read this if you are going to be offended. I don't want anyone to get mad at me. O.K. here goes.... There was a morbidly obese woman, about 450 lbs in her mu mu, who had a golf-ball sized boil on...
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