Girls:
We love you, Conrad,
Oh yes we do.
We love you Conrad,
And we'll be true.
When we're not near you
We're blue.
Oh, Conrad, we love you!
Boys:
We hate you, Conrad,
We really do.
We hate you, Conrad,
You make us spew.
When you are near us,
P.U.!
Oh Conrad, we hate you!
(I saw a production...