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Obviously somebody's jealous. Gay? Hmmm, nah. Made me a lesbian maybe, because I was just getting so much poontang just because the ladies liked my car.

hi all, found your link from a link posted on merlins portal... off for a look round now..

Guys, did you not read his post? They said that he'll recover. Hope he's gets on his feet soon. Merry Christmas :confused:

hey! im legal! you have me cracking UP over here :D

My job has no official title. It's one of those shitty jobs that doesn't require thinking. And no, I have no idea what I'm going to do next. My plan is to run around town on Saturday and drop off resumes.:happysad: One more thing... outside here at this time of year is fucking cold. -20...

wow what a bitch im in 8th grade too

OH MY GOD! WTF is that thing?

If you live that long.

Um guys? Who wants $14 hooker? That's just wrong in my book.

You should reclaim your sack and do what you want. You've had enough of his shit? Good. Do something about it. What you do and how you handle it is up to you, but do something or you have no room to complain if he continues. I should mention that I like the sound of a "curb stomping." That...

I kinda understand what you're going through with your dad. Mine never hit me or anything, but he got drunk a lot and argued. The part about him coming back every couple hours reminds me of how my dad was with my mom, and after that, with me. I think you'll find a better life away from him...

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I'm going to spend the next 5 years in the Marines as an aviation mechanic, so I'll most likely be repairing Blackhawks and Harriers and such. I may even make a career out of it and retire at 40. Hell, after the training I could get a job at an airport and be making a crapload more money on top...

26!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, its fukin max of 16 degrees today, 12 now and gonna get down to 3 tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*points and laughs* You fell for it! Now you have to wear a sign on your forehead that says "FUCKTARD" in huge letters.

My kid was getting constantly picked on at school. One day, he came home with scratches all around his throat and said one of his "friends" tried to strangle him. So I went to the school and bitched at them, figuring that should be the end of that. He came home 3 days later with more scratches...

damnit. at first i thought that if i raised my grades my parents would help me out in buying the stuff i want. wwell now i have like all A's and what happens? I DON'T GET SHIT! and yet my sister gets everything she ever fucking asks for. stuff they got for my sister: -HOnda civic (even before...

You need to make some serious changes to your diet to prevent this from happening in the future. And yeah, you should have had the enema!

oh yay. another canadian who's life sucks. welcome to the club, kid :cool:

I can never sleep when I want because my sleep schedule is all fucked up. I'm up till 4 am and sleep till 1-2 pm. bullshit! I need to fix it. On a side note what are you talking about EQ forces you to group? Are you on crack? Druids are good at soloing, root roting or fear kiting animals or...