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    What's a good way to get someone to cook some delicious spaghetti and meatballs and...

    ...bring it to me right now? Cheese ravioli would work too.
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    GAMEVEY: What is your favorite game to play on your phone whilst pooping?

    Freecell--I always win. I've been looking at an old high school yearbook lately though.
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    My booking agent died in a tragic "Last Bear Claw at the Breakfast Buffet" accident...I

    My sister might have been a good choice, but after the 'Candyland incident' from years ago, she's no longer with us. Well, at least now you can go to the bathroom during a game without fear of anyone moving your game piece.
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    Do you know of any buffets where large & in charge women can go & not feel...

    Tell me about it. The chinese buffet stops putting out crab legs when they see me show up.
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