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I just got this kitten about two days ago. He's around seven weeks old. He's pretty playful, and does all the other normal kitten stuff, but he just doesn't eat that much. We've tried Meow Mix, and that canned cat tuna, but he doesn't eat either of them. The only thing that seems to kind of get...

A married couple is driving down the motorway doing 55 mph. John Terry is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, 'Honey, I know we've been married for a few years, but, I want a divorce.' John Terry says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, 'I don't...

Didn't get the first one but I loved the second one (even though it's a bit old). Good joke.

It isn't as funny as Rafa's rant because I actually understood what Fergie said :)