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This parishioner decides to buy his parish priest a parrot to keep him company. The priest is very happy with the gift until the parrot starts to speak. Every word is a swear word,effing and blinding non stop. The priest is a bit mortified at first and tries to hush the parrot up but doesn't...

I have a few Irish chat up lines that will give you a laugh. Namely Paddy's chat up lines 1) Did ya fart? 'Cos you just blew me away! 2)Are you're parents retarded? 'Cos you're special 3)My love for you is like diarrhoea! I just can't hold it in 4) Is their a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I...