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    Thinking about writing a book about Jesus?

    There's already a well-known work of fiction about Jesus's life. It's called the Bible.
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    Thinking about writing a book about Jesus?

    There's already a well-known work of fiction about Jesus's life. It's called the Bible.
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    Sex" why do we hide it from the children.?

    Because Christians think that our genitalia are vestigial organs until we're married. They believe that sex is some dirty, perverted act practiced in dark alleys behind bars by vagrants with track marks and tattoos covering their arms. I think it is incredibly important for kids who are...
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    Is there any educated person in this forum who believes this to be the truth?

    It's inconceivable that any educated person could believe that drivel.
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    Jesus bumper fish that says Darwin in it and the fish has feet, like evolution,

    You can also purchase tags that have the Flying Spaghetti Monster on them.
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    What's the right way to have sex?

    Doggy-style all the way. Maybe a little reverse cowgirl thrown in for variety.
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