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1) A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why? 2) A man went 20 days without a minutes sleep? Yet he didn't feel the slightest bit tired. How did he manage to do this? (Ten points!)

Ahem. Ever heard of "stealing"?

Uhm.. Your step father worrys too much about how he looks and his Image. If he really cared for you, then he wouldn't worry about the car your driving and he definitely wouldn't worry about what his business partners, friends, etc.

Johnny Depp forever! He's so sexy in his new movie "Public Enemies". Hugh Jackman is a pretty boy too. <3

I saw on the internet that scientists figured out that beer was making people inteligent and smart. Know why? Because it made Budweiser. (If you didn't catch on: "Because it made BUD WISER.) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D