Recent content by Stephen Jess

Ah! Oui oui. Ze media makes ze, how you say? Mountain out of ze molehill. Ze young maiden was 13. It not so bad. In France that is perfect age for introduce into society. Oui oui, mon cherie. He simply wanted to make sweet love to ze young maiden. It is ze desire of ze flesh.

Englebert Humperdink.

Poetry poetry poetry Hopelessness hopelessness hopelessness I end my morning chant I start my day time rant I find my girlfriend's pants I smell my girlfriend's purse. Me and her are minty fresh. She just uses me for a chunk of hearty flesh. My dreams. She breaks all those scenes...

Here is Hitler that rascal kid. Always annoys Mr Watshisface next door. Didn't they teach him manners? I'll try. So Mother can I have a hand. Here is Hitler. A frozen day. Ice on the ground. Figure skating unitentionally. Oh no you Hitler. Why you little Hitler. I oughta sock you...

Carbon dioxide is converted by trees into oxygen so how is it clogging the atmosphere?

We're outside. You're having a smoke. I'm having a toke. You're telling a joke. I bite you. My son is a rodent. So I try to ignore him. He is insular in every fashion. But I'm not concerned because his autobiography will be a classic. Every lover reminds me of my Jessica. I drown my...

I will reveal where I am from after the question is answered. Either accent is sexy and a big hello to all you out there in Yahoo land.