Recent content by Septimus Winkle

educated and a non drinker or a? laugh a minute devil may care, Life and soul of the party and likes a good drink a couple of times a week? Don't mix things up just say one or the other.

death? And is this part tested first? to assist in determining the time of death?

power, Flares, Scruffy kids? Does it appeal to you? John Lennon, Rolling stones, Dirty caravans, Gay parades.

you grab an old lady and swing? her around? Did she laugh and pretend to hit you with her hand bag? Did other shoppers want to join in and clap when you stopped? No? You must be a very sad lot of people. Have you to much pride and are scared of making yourself look foolish? I have never done it...

One girl said to me, "Could you show me the way to your place?"

like poetry and romance. Is there? a place and a girl for me in this world or will I be alone forever?

...non smokers lack imagination? I work as a gardener at Durham University and my shed is always full of Dons and academics and they all smoke like troopers. I don't smoke but there company is fantastic. From some of these answers it seems that non smokers are very agressive and they protest to...

Don't give it a though Mrs P. It will never happen. Worry about it raining if you are in a tent, Thats more realistic.

24 carat rubbish

...then having to find someplace? Then theres all the problems of getting rid of her afterwards. Most of the times I think that's it to much hassle don't you?