Recent content by Really Billy

Just wasn't the same since Lennie Briscoe died.

For research purposes only, I assure you.

cleaning out the shed and...? stumbled across it in a corner, on the floor, under a box of empty Sundrop bottles and a t-shirt commemorating the Air Force Academy's victory over Vanderbilt in the 1982 Hall of Fame Bowl. Now what do I do with it? I didn't go to Air Force or Vandy, if it matters.

Boo-boo kissing skills. Remember?

Eh, they didn't take any bailout money.

But whining is a favorite American past time... We're good at it. It's what we do. It's who we are.

started the smack-vey:? So, um, is your company hiring?

The floor of the press box at my old high school stadium.

Keep it PG-13, please. I tried this one out on Saturday, to general approval: "Hey, ref! If you're gonna make calls like that, I expect dinner and a movie!"

Don't worry. Your Prince Charming is out there somewhere. Maybe he's even up for parole this year!

call out bad behavior? *pointing at you, Kanye.*

Frankly, I don't find this question especially scintillating, now that you mention it.

I usually end up playing the wacky neighbor.

Eh, the pepper spray only burns for a few minutes.

Yup. Gonna be a long summer.