Recent content by Professor Coldheart!

I'm going to my grandparent's surprise anniversary party next month. The party is at a moderately prized Italian restaurant (about 10-15 dollars a plate, I believe) and is in the afternoon (noon-3pm). My mother thinks I should wear a dress and my father said I could go in a swim suit and no...

Whatever, in said situation I'm totally using the tongue of whoever feels the need to argue about something not of imminent importance to plug the leak. Problems solved with a single blow :)

I know the difference. One is complete crap I don't understand and the other is a science I don't really understand, either. But I need a mnemonic device (as opposed to a pneumonic device- ha!) to keep them straight. Anyone know a good one? silly gooses. I mean the actual words. I always...

Futurama, in my opinion, was under-rated in its day. And we all know everyone who isn't christian is amoral and eats babies. Tasty, tasty fetuses.

Pshhh. Lies. All lies. We're practically sweeter than the Care Bears, here. I mean, what is there to argue about? No one has strong enough opinions to argue. Plus, there's no violence. Unless punching our dearly beloved brethren in the throat is violence. Which it totally isn't. God...

Doubtful. I used scripture to argue for euthanasia during a debate and only the professor appreciated it. The christians were displeased and the non-christians were laughing at the displeasure of their comrades.