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    The council have asked me to leave my sheltered accommodation because the...

    ...neighbours have complained that I am? having wild sex orgies, and they haven't been invited. Are they being unreasonable?
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    My lady friend Mable wants me to visit her lady garden, so she can reach the

    heights of carnal pleasure? As a chap well in to his 80s should I be worried about my rheumatism?
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    As a OAP I enjoy complaining, I complain about the weather, queueing, young

    people,my pension, the state? of the country, litter, cats, dogs,noise, to name but a few. What gives you the most pleasure while you are complaining?
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    Are young people educated to much?

    In my day we left school at 12 years old and it never did me no harm, I got a good job with the council at the sewerage works, and fought in the war.I think the school leaving age should be reduced to 12, you young people are becoming far to big for your boots.
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    I enjoy holding up ques at the post office or in a busy shop by waffling on to the

    assistant or complaining? The longer I can hold the que of young people in a hurry up the better, whats your favourite bit of mischief?
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