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    Does God have a prayer complaint hotline, I asked for a couple of redheads...

    ...and wound up with two Irish Setters? (((Sinner))) @ Ren: Guilty as charged. I did an advanced search of "prayer complaint hotline" and it said I hadn't asked it for three years, but I'm running out of fresh material.
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    Is it wrong to go to the mall dressed as Santa, and tell random children they're...

    ...on the naughty list? (Sassy & Kar))) And Kar, you're right. Although I'm sorely tempted with one of the neighbor kids...
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    If there was a book where the heroine had to choose between necrophilia and

    bestiality, would that be porno? Or Twilight?
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    Could my friend charge double for hot air balloon rides if he marketed them

    as "rapture preparedness drills"? Really, a buddy of mine owns a hot air balloon.
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    Why do people rant about 2012?

    But in 2012 Sarah Palin could be elected President. And 1: that would definitely be a sign of the end times. And 2: We're dumb enough to elect her, you know we are...
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    Poets, how do you feel about this quote?

    Cool! Not that I'm a poet. But my favorite quote of his was: "The greatest wizard would be the one who bewitched himself to the point of accepting his own phantasmagorias as autonomous apparitions". Given that Moses heard a burning bush, Jesus said "The Father speaks through me" and Mohammed...
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    Who do you feel is the weirdest R&S regular? And why?

    You mean my name doesn't speak for itself? Shucks!
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    If God can do anything, could He make Dane Cook say something funny?

    Just once...?
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    Spiritually ranting.Should questions concerning Michael Jackson?

    Maybe a "Way more popular than it should be" category. Sort of a universal dumping ground for MJ, Twilight, Harry Potter and microblogging.
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    With summer getting into full swing, have you given any thought to what Jesus...

    With all those dirty little nose-pickers spreading their germs around, fundie parents everywhere will be casting their little pearls before swine flu...
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