Recent content by Nick the Snowman!

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Australian blood, and some Swedish blood. What...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies!" he responded. "Oh!, Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were...

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on...

Okay there was a dog, a cat, and a penis. The dog said "My owner feeds me dog food, rubs my belly, and walks me outside" The cat said "My owner feeds me cat food and fish, pets me on the head, and he made me a litterbox" The penis said "My owner puts a bag over me, Throws me against the...