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    My computer wont recognise my flash drive, essential files within, please assist?

    Insert it into your toaster, turn the dial to between 4 and 5 ( sometimes 5 is fine ) and then push the ejector down. there will be a lot of smoke during this process but, i assure you, this is normal. Afterwards take the flash drive, plate with salad and garnish with various peppers.
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    UK cable ( Virgin Media ), How to get cable?

    I really want fiber optic speeds... but the stupid little bastards that built my street didn't think to build it in... Is there any possible way I can entice virgin to build it into the road? The neighboring street has cable, so it's not like it's a non-cable town. I'm fed up of these crappy...
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