Recent content by Larry Rasmussen

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    If someone dies for your sins, shouldn't they have the courtesy to stay dead?

    Unlike Jesus, who sacrificed absolutely nothing. He took a nap for a day and a half, then floated up to rule the Universe. Humans (obviously) don't come back to life after being dead. Jesus is god -- he died knowing that he could simply resurrect himself at will, which hardly qualifies his...
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    If Jesus Christ were a clown, would he be good at working with balloon knots?

    Any color in general, but I'm most interested in brown ones. Thanks.
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