Recent content by Joey the Butt Sniffer

to dominate them? This is something about woment that frustrates me. I have a female student who comes to class every day with a flower in her ear or something very feminine feminine dangling from her skull. She's normally in some kind of skirt and heels, or tight jeans and heels. Her breasts...

Women spend half their waking lives dreaming about wedding rings, marriage, and sex. They want the wedding ring because they think it elevates their social status, and because they worship the idea of being able to call someone their 'husband'. They want the marriage because they normally cannot...

I know that Bowden hasn't officially made an announcement, but either way, I'm curious about what you think about his successor, Jimbo Fisher. Although Bowden might not have the touch that he once did, do you think a guy like Jimbo Fisher is the right person to replace a legend?

I studied under a Pulitzer-prize winning author who once triggered a dialogue concerning the importance of lawyers, and subsequently, after our heated debated, submitted a paper to the New York Times, with regard to how intellectually bankrupt our American legal representation is. The op-ed went...

...to honor it? So there we were: My girlfriend and I were at the back of the bus--a Friday night "party bus", which is a vehicle typically reserved for college students only. The night's excitement was waning, and the fellow bus partiers were being dropped off at their houses as the bus...

So there we were: My girlfriend and I were at the back of the bus--a Friday night "party bus", a vehicle typically reserved for college students only. The night's excitement was waning, and the fellow bus partiers were being dropped off at their houses as the bus meandered down its final route...

So there we were: My girlfriend and I were at the back of the bus--a Friday night "party bus", which is a vehicle typically reserved for college students only. The night's excitement was waning, and the fellow bus partiers were being dropped off at their houses as the bus meandered down its...

Moms and dads, please start your engines--but do let them idle. My question: Do mothers and fathers of infants and prepubescent children experience a sense of encouragement when they see that there are commendable products of the public school system? Or, in plain-speak, do you appreciate...