Depends on the colour youre getting.
Most simple and easy match would be a short, black clubbing dress that is rather simple with a sweetheart neckline to match the frills on the shoes. I would go for a skirt that poofs out as opposed to being tight. You will get a 17th century 'undergarments'...
my friend once threw a granola box aiming for her boyfriends crotch in the middle of a play fight and it landed ever so lightly and he keeled over and basically moaned for dear life.
yyyyeah. i could beat you up. easy. no effort.