Sorry my friend. I have a B.A. in Anthropology and I'm a Deist/Pantheist. I do believe in a God but admit there is no evidence of one. I also have a main principal not to interfere with the free will of others.
I like the first one you posted:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." - Scott D. Weitzenhoffer
But I also like this one:
Steve Jones...