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    I'm a christian...but i've had oral sex before...am I still a virgin ?

    If you can get STD's from whatever you're doing, you're not a virgin. With the exception of throat gonorrhea, I'd say you're in the clear. Just gargle some listerine and go to a cleansing ritual. Your future gfs never have to know.
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    Does God want me to eat the Bible?

    Okay, the Bible is the Word of God, right? And the Word IS God, and God is Jesus, and I'm supposed to symbolically eat his flesh. So does that mean I have to eat the Bible? Would God think I was being lazy if I just ate the Gideon Bible, or would he be okay with that?
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    If evolution were true, then shouldn't there be intelligent fish?

    Think about it. Fish were here before apes were. Why didn't fish evolve with smart brains?
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