Recent content by El Maestro

I have some cheap Sorsche audio 6 1/2" 52w speakers I want to put in my car. A car audio specialist from ABC Warehouse told me that he thought the Aurora speakers were all amped independently. If I put the speakers in will I mess up anything or lose any quality because of loss of power to the...

I broke the screen on my current phone (alias 2) and im not eligible for an upgrade until August. I can't afford to pay $500 for a phone that's probably going to break a couple months after I buy it. Is there some way to swindle the verizon folks into giving me an upgrade really early? I've had...

I don't like to run because I smoke and is therefore kind of a bitch to run. I like stationary bikes a lot better and i am trying to lose weight so could I just ride 4 miles everyday instead of running a mile everyday and still get a good cardio workout?

it's a butthole!

take some gum and shove it up your urethra. it feels AWESOME, WHOOOO HOOOO AWESOMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! trust me, you won't need to pee.