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How did you know my name is Joe?

I mean, it's physically impossible for one man to eat all the cookies left him from almost every house on the planet in one short night. And all that milk........he'd be on the can for weeks....... So what do you suppose he does with the extra cookies & milk once he gets full?

the last 4 digits in my cellphone number are the ones that come right after the first 3 digits in my cellphone number

phucking their sister or brother.

I prefer sammiches

I prefer sammiches

Pole Dancing Championships

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Was that a feeble attempt at making some sort of joke?

"cash up front, and don't forget the tip"

He was $500 million in debt. I think I'd be hoping I was left out of that will!

MD 20/20 and Pork Rinds!

Deep fried, bbq'd, sauteed? Oh, and any wine pairing suggestions would be appreciated as well.

First correct answer gets the points.