Recent content by Don Leonel El Campesino

I could care less if the goddess named Kim Kardashian got plastic surgery and her beauty is plastic, it still looks good on photo! And who cares if she's a slut? You want me to get off to "respectful" women like Oprah Winfrey? Last thing I want to get off to is a respectable woman, that kind of...

life? I can't watch porn anymore, all I can think about is Miranda, so I have wetdreams of me penetrating her and I "get off" to it. Is it wrong? I'm going mad! I can't stop thinking about her! Is this wrong? Should I tell her? Day Dreamer - Miranda is a very common name, so is Leonel.

So today during spanish class (I could've taken advanced spanish, but I chose intermediate spanish for the easy homework) we were assigned "map buddies". Basically, we have a partner for each spanish-speaking south american country so when we are given a group assignment, the teacher says...