Isn't food a right?
Clothes?
Shelter?
Communication?
Transportation?
Let's just nationalize the whole thing and we'll all be living in Lollypop Land!
It has worked everywhere else it's been tried. Right, Lefties??!?!??
I refuse to recycle precisely to save the environment.
If we all follow my lead, it will keep those fleets of pollution-spewing, energy-hogging beasts off the road one more day a week.
So you're obviously going to give up your computer and cell phone, right?
I mean, they're made from petroleum-based materials.
And think about the infrastructure that went into connecting us globally. What waste!
And how about the energy consumption?
Smoke signals leave a smaller carbon...