Recent content by Deena Lockers

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    Forget about being scary...aren't tornadoes also really creepy?

    not as creepy as those tornado chasers in their sandals and Hello kitty umbrellas......
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    I'm thinking of making a figure sculpture of 'the Ring' girl plus the well, but.......?

    is it against copyright if I sold them afterwards on Ebay or something.....??
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    I'm thinking of making a figure sculpture of 'the Ring' girl plus her well......?

    do you think this idea is good?? will you buy if they became available in stores??
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    Have you ever had a creepy experience when messing with a Ouija board ....?

    let me say this, 2 months ago my friend Darla nicked herself somehow on the planchette and some blood came onto the board.....at THAT EXACT TIME, the thing moved by itself to 'YES'.......we screamed and ran out the room i still feel creeped out even writing about this event
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    Is your Dad a well-groomed, polite and resourceful man in any way, shape or form...?

    if yes, is he like available....??
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    Ever misplaced things coming home from shopping...?

    no joke. this happened to me 2 days ago.......i placed the low calorie sugar packets in the bedroom, and placed the box of condoms in the kitchen cupboard....lol any funny mistakes you made??
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    If a cop catches me and my b/f in a car......?

    will he permit me to finish off my ALREADY orgasming b/f or just go with the arrrest with him shooting his stuff all around??? just curious....
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    Cop scolds and fines Dad for doing #1 in own car....?

    other day dad was peeing into a cup when he couldn't hold it no more. his car was by the curb next to another paralled parked car. just as he finished, cop knocks on window BUT HIS THING was still out he says he raised up the cup to show cop and explained his story. but cop scolded him like...
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    if you could punch someone w/o going to jail who would it be?

    my supervisor at work. get this, she hated my enthusiasm....this lady has issues.
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    When you talk to someone on messenger (chat)I call it talk?

    honesty is such overrated, you know.....
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    YO....why can't I find a job with my degree in Finger Painting...?

    i got rent to pay and shoes to buy...YO!!!
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    Do you eat cereal in the morning??.....Skim milk or whore milk?

    oh, what brand is your #1 cereal???
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    So romantic.....this guy sang a poem when i did oral sex today...?

    i remember it too.....it was like 3 lines a minute before he came: oh diva of the seas! your mouth a glove envies! and now me sperm will seethe..... it was so cute....i think i might date him after this, don't you?? and people say guys aren't romantic....??!!!
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