Recent content by Chicken Little

To the Skinny Mini girlie girl, I really do admire and adore, Please forgive me my middle aged Grumpy self for whining My utter lack of humor in the face of your charm and light- heartedness, your sweet smile and giant blue sunglasses was deplorable. I know, it's awful, but VERY sincere.

Reader's Digest Dentists Self checkouts ATMs Sanitizing wipes for grocery carts ERs Judge Judy Running children in Wal-Mart Eel sushi Black candles Chlorine The Clapper Infomercials Blue Blockers Snuggies in leopard print Dogs barking at nothing Artificial flowers Chalkboard erasers People...

Hey guys. I recently started my own jogging routine, and I was wondering if someone could tell me whether it's any good, what could be improved, and how long it would take me to see improvements (in my performance and physically). Every day for a week, I go down to this oval (about 200-250m) and...

I have asked my mom to get me a cell phone and she said if you get straight a's but i try too and i always get b's and a's. she also said when i can drive. My dad said he would pay the bill every month and even get me th iphone. Im 13 years old and i really want one. How do i convince my mom to...

...sentenced to over 3 years in jail? for taking bribes? She is corrupt! Did you believe John Conyers claim that he had NO IDEA that he was married to a corrupt public official? Why would somebody 44 years old be married to an 80 year old?

im trying to figure it out but i cant get it right. I hear him plucking a bass note and muting strings and strumming, but i dont know how he does it exactly. HELP!!

They'll have to do it for you.

Because most people don't walk nearly enough to charge a phone.