Recent content by Bozz Mozz

Are they scratch free? Do they look beat and used? Can I assume the memory of an ipod is erased?

...common denominators? They know every word to every song on the radio, so there's GOT to be something to this.

If you're going to lecture me, save it. I only have 10-15 I want to lose and it's already working. Tomorrow will be the third day. Does it still work, albeit slower, if I don't go to two pills at a time after the third day? I don't want to get knocked over by side effects.

You just got in the shower and have shampoo in your hair. Your oldest child talks thru the door and tells you that the other one fell down the stairs. There number of steps is unclear... somewhere between 1 and 12. You don't hear any crying. Overdramitization is their specialty. What do you...

Neice's friend slept over a couple days ago. They all wanted to go ice fishing with Uncle-M. She insisted on wearing her wind breaker despite my warnings about how cold it is on the lake. Everyone else dressed appropriately and urged her to wear a warmer coat. This kid was a brat from the...

Hey what are friends for, I say. She has five kids and an obsession with straws. Where to start?

...the door, who should apologize? If you ask me, she's a dope for standing there. In fact, she was in my way, I could've crashed. Who stands in front of a swinging door?

I think my ex may be the father of one of my triplets.

Not pebbles. Rocks.

It'll be from Mr. Mozz and me. Seems too intimate of a gift, although it's the kind she wanted, and expensive enough that she wouldn't buy it for herself. He got her a (nice) pocketbook. Should I offer to trade? She is 19, he's 22. The value of the gifts will be off, but I don't care about...

...schools? Maybe its just Massachusetts, but it's all over the news, but without a clear "why". It happened, it changed America forever and it's a part of our history. Where is the controversy? Why wouldn't it be incorporated into the cirriculum?

Is it ever okay to let a vendor take me to lunch and feed me booze? Or just not while negotiations are taking place?

Tell your husband to get out. Now the thing is a few hundred pounds lighter. You'll go so fast your cheeks will be in the back seat.

Need a few, it's 36 inches. But I never make fish so don't post impossible recipies please. I like it, I just never make it.