So i'm in high school and there's this girl that goes to another school across town. I seen her on facebook but don't know what to tell her don't want to seem like a creep or anything. Thanks
In a calmer moment, George and his wife were sitting at home. George was as usual reading some bowling averages.
"Do you remember the day you proposed at the cricket match?" said she, romantically. "You were bold."
"No I wasn't," muttered George, "I was caught and bowled!"