Recent content by beagluver

luv it! old tho hear this one? there is a huge staircase with 100 stairs. on each stair a guy tells a funny joke and you can't laugh or else you'll never try again a blonde,redhead,and a brunnete takes turns walking up the brunnete makes it to the 5th step and can never try again the red-head...

it's an ancient greek riddle said by the sphinx and i thought it was rather hard ;) enjoy what moves on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night plz try first b4 searching it! fine if you ALL know this then listen to these funny (to me) jokes! Al: why are you so mad...

first one right gets 10 points :) a guy buys a gift for 500 yet he pays less then 500. why? no i'll give you a hint he was in a different country (not usa) the 3rd person got it! he was in japan! and 1 usd = 100 jpy! not euros. yens well actually the 3rd answerer he didn't buy a gift card but...

tinker bell! she's light becuz she's a farie and the strongest man can't hold her 'cuz she can squirm out or bite your fingers! or use farie magic!

you fear me.... though i give you things....i take them away...but i am constant as you live....even in death i have my way when you no longer do.... you see me in the setting sun and in the skies at nighttimes too the answer is me. (proof on top)

btw they're blonde jokes this blonde decides to get a job.she finds one at a rowing camp. she asks the counselor, "what can I do?" the counselor answers, "you can be the motivator.it's very easy.just yell 'row! row!' to the campers" pleased with her job and feeling confident, she walks torwards...

it's the soda gun ( it can also "shoot" out water into the glass)

i don't know him....- - _

i don't know him....- - _

coffin sounds like coughin'. get it? like COUGH drops for the COUGHIN'

1. they were different marks 3.silence

is the sky blue? if it's in night and the liars say "yes" you know they're the liars

zzzz zzzzz zz brain hurts zzzz zzzzz tooo tired zzzzzzz

2 and 4 but they're all so funny! great blonde jokes

throw/roll 3 across