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    Is it too early to write a Trayvon Martin ballad?

    I think so. So I started a lymerick. Trayvon had skittles and a hoodie Zimmerman's gun gave him a woody So he shot the kid down Then was given a crown By the Sanford police goody, goody. I need more, can you help...
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    Are activities such as vehicular masturbation or flashing a BA illegal?

    You see these stories more and more so I am going to ask it. At what point do these actions become illegal? I changed in my car once. OK several times. Is that illegal?
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    Does allowing gays in the military present a slippery slope for gay marriage...?

    ...and polygamy and other forms of partnering up sexually with anything human or otherwise.
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    Funny how the Storm of the Century is back page to Egypt?

    Hows it going in the freezer?
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    One year from now, will I have the Freedom to opt out of health care?

    I don't want health care because I am young and healthy. Maybe in a few years, but not now. What will be Obama's form of punishment for me? Gun rights? Kavorkian? Man, I know its late.... G'night. I love you to Jared.
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    How can a nobel peace prize winner spend more on the military than any other leader

    in history? Pharoah Alexander Caesar Richard the Lionhearted Napolean Kaiser Hitler Stalin Reagan Obama #1 in war! Peace out! http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6103C520100202
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    Is it ignorant to say racial profiling should be practiced more often?

    At airports, the Middle Eastern-looking guy should be probed. Let the others go through faster. At the border, look for people that have brown skin, black hair, and wear a T shirt. If there is an oil spill, the eskimo Sheriff should round up all the white guys.
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    What word rhymes with maggot?

    We used to do this chant this while running. Now we shouldn't because it may offend. Or so we think. Will gays object to the use of the terms gay and f@g and other terms used to describe the sissy-weanies. Or are we talking lawsuit?
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    Is Chrysler changing its model from the P-T Cruiser to the P-O-T Cruiser?

    Is this part of the stimulus or is it more of a depressant? http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/09/23/chrysler-auto-workers-caught-camera-drinking-beer-smoking-pot-lunch-break/ Geez. Is there really all that reading into this post? Ease up. Its just a joke....
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    Is all this name-calling, race-baiting, and flag-waving finally having an...

    ...affect on the Obamas? Michelle wants out. Barack is tired and dumbfounded. The kids don't have an asphalt playground. That French reporter's interview shows the stress. Will Obama be the first president to go AWOL?
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    What produces more therms? Bible or Koran?

    Which is more eco friendly on emmission? Good night. I'm outta here.
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    Does all the carbon in the gulf oil spill count as carbon that causes global warming?

    My carbon footprint is emense and I do my best to keep us warm. But how many cows would it take to equal the BP Platform spill?
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    What is that stream of Chevy's heading to California?

    No its not the Joads. Its the Joses. To Hnst1 and illegals. Don't go! Turn back!!! Its a trap! California is a trap! By the way J C, the American Revolution was fought by patriots using French weapons.
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    Can I use the old "my accelerator got stuck officer" when driving my Toyota 100 MPH?

    Do you think its worth a try?
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