Recent content by Another Censored Enigma

  1. A

    Why did my wife erupt in hysterical laughter...?

    So, I like quoting lines from movies and the other morning while admiring myself dripping wet in the mirror after a shower, I struck my meanest Tony Montana pose and yelled out, "You wanna f%^k with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" However, just at that...
  2. A

    Is what I did wrong? I just want to cover some medical expenses...?

    So, I placed an advertisement on e-bay to try and sell my wife to cover some medical expenses - something the doctor called "gone o ray a"...or something. IS that wrong? (Suggested: Business & Finance > Insurance)
  3. A

    Do you or your spouse use a cellphone as a leash...?

    I'm not sure how many of you watch "The Marriage Ref", but this is in reference to last night's episode. There was a segment where the husband would repeatedly call his wife until she would answer. And he would do it relentlessly, so it made me wonder: How many of you (or your spouse) are...
  4. A

    So, if my wife and I get a divorce, can I ask the judge for a gag...?

    ...order for my wife? I don't think my wife should have the legal authority to inform other women that I pack no heat... Shouldn't it be my right to disappoint more women all on my own? Thoughts/Opinions?
  5. A

    Should my wife reward me for this accomplishment?

    ...I've lost 10 pounds in the last two months, should my wife offer me some sort of reward since I'm working on not suffocating her during relations?
See more
Back
Top