How do you suggest they pay for the wedding?
Should they get jobs?
How?
Between the mobs and the paparazzi they wouldn't get much done. Then there's the threat of terrorism.
I just don't understand what people expect to happen here.
Try:
Play dead, or "bang, you're dead". (pretend to shoot him and he falls over "dead")
High 5
"Say your prayers"
"Go to bed" (where he climbs into bed and covers up)
Circles and figure 8's
Fetch
Speak
You can teach him "math". People teach their dogs to bark and stop barking on command so it...
As soon as he gets erect, he'll start "leaking".
That "leakage" is filled with sperm. At any point from "start" to "finish" he can leak. You can't predict it and he can't control it.
CONDOMS and the PILL are the best way to prevent pregnancy in sexually active people.
Abstinence is the ONLY...
Mostly I've become a "halfway home" for unwanted fish.
Everyone knows I have a big tank so when they move they always want to dump their fish in there. Mostly, it works out fine. I haven't had to buy fish in years. Sometimes it's annoying. Especially when they want to bring over a ginormous...
Breast feeding is hard work.
In comparison, bottles are easy. They're made to get milk into babies quickly with little effort. So, babies think they have to suck hard to get anything, get a giant mouthful and choke when they suck on a bottle.
Well, you can build a fortress around the TV, but rabbits just seem to see it as a dare. LOL!!!
Do the best you can in blocking it off, and at the same time offer toys to distract bunny curiosity.
Use a squirt bottle or noise as a deterrent.
Fish will indeed eat themselves to death.
They have no "off switch" like people and other animals do.
Some fish will eat until they break apart. Literally.
Mostly though, over eating causes chemical changes in the fish's body they can't recover from. Ever heard of water poisoning? It's when...
Legally:
Just so long as you pony up that check, no one cares.
Emotionally, psychologically, spiritually...
Your kids will be devastated and carry scars that will influence every relationship they have for the rest of their lives.
You have options.
You can get the visitation order changed...