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So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

HAs your spouse ever wanted to "SILENCE the big MOUTH 2FACED" because he/she thought you "think other peoples REAL LIFE PROBLEMS ARE FUNNY SO WHEN YOU ARE FACED WITH THE PERSON WHO ISNT LAUGHING ABOUT WHAT YOUR IGNORANT AHOLE SELF AND YOUR CRONIES THINK IS FUNNY" I'm asking for a new found...

So, in a recent question, one mf my contacts told me that "Forced Orgasm" would solve a mid-life crisis. How does one "force" an orgasm? Will I be socially branded and/or arrested if I do it? (Suggested: Computers & Internet > Programming & Design)

My wife and I are going through one together. Last night at dinner, we came to the realization that we act MUCH older than what we really are. What have you done about these things?

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

...that one of you will be better than the other? So, my wife just started a new boot-camp exercise thingy... Should I be concerned that her recent involvement with an old high school "friend" is the cause of this new hobby? It really bothers me that she wants to be hotter than me, should I...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

So, this morning my 6 year old asked me to set the DVR to record episodes of "The Spectacular Spider-man" while he was at school. When I finished, he said, "Thanks dad...You're so COOL!" I said, "You're welcome, but be sure to tell your mom how cool I am". Was it wrong for me to ask him to...

...turn you into their Bar maid - especially when it involves beer?

Edith Bunker.

She says: "Just because something looks good on the outside does not mean it is good on the inside." I say: "Oh, I beg to differ...jelly donuts are AWESOME inside and out!" Who's right? (I ask her because this is where the mature answers are.)