A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, 50 years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know" said the old man. "We were probably naked as a jaybird too."
"Well" she snickered..."Let's...
"When i shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesnt mean you've won. It simply means that your stupid *** isn't worth any more of my time."
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father...
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