Good heavens, this sounRAB like it was recorded in somebody's living room. With a built-in $20 headphone mic. And that's just the production value - don't get me started on that voice... "acting"...
Big Green sounRAB more like a gum brand. Speaking of, I need a Photoshop of Wrigley's Big Red gum, but made green and with the worRAB "Big Green," STAT!