Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...

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Just posting the short version but my fave from Bull Durham:

Annie: I've tried them all, I really have. And, the only church that feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball.

-Swordfish:-
Ginger: Are you surprised that a girl with an IQ over 70 could give you a ----?

-High Fidelity-
Rob: Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

-Robin Hood, Men in Tights-
Achoo: We didn't land on Sherwood Forest! Sherwood Forest landed on us!
 
Hello,
I like this line that was in Practical Magic.
Sandra Bullock goes, "What would you do?"
and Nicole Kidman goes, "What wouldn't I do, for the right guy." (something like that)
 
The Sound of Music

Captain von Trapp: It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Maria: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Captain von Trapp: What about this one?
Maria: The poor didn't want this one.


Captain von Trapp: You see, you can't marry someone when you're...in love with someone else.

Titanic

Rose: You have a gift Jack. You do. You see people.
Jack: I see you.
Rose: And?
Jack: You wouldn'ta jumped.
 
Everything from Empire Records. But I love these from the remix DVD.

Mark:What about you, AJ? You got Nine Thousand Dollars?
AJ:You think I'd still be working here if I had Nine Thousand Dollars?
Berko:Yeah. I think you would.
Mark:I think you would too.

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Skeletons In The Closet:

I say every family is a dictatorship ruled by it's sickest members.

Lots more where that came from be back later with them...
 
my fav qoute comes from the notebook
"its not over and it still isnt!"
it was so powerful lol!
 
i have two
first one
"with you force is strong young senator. to see you alive brings warm feeling to my heart"
star wars ep 2.

Good. Prepare the boarding party and set for your weapons for stun.
star wars ep 5
 
I just watched this movie on tnt and had to post this line.....
dumb and dumber
loyde- We have no food. We have no jobs. Are pets heads are falling off.
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my all time fave has to be from ferris buellers day off........ "life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and take a look at it for a while....you could miss it."

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"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in while, you might just miss it." [Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"I'm happy to have the approval of a five year old.
-I'm nine thank you very much.
Why don't you get this girl some pretty dolls to play with?
--I tried, she loves football. "-Remember the Titans


"We have no battle to fight and no depression. Our war is a spritual one, and our great depression is our lives."-Fight Club


"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."-Sandlot


"The distance between insanity, and success is only measured by success.-James Bond."


"Are you coming into the pit?
-Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Get some rest, if you haven't got your health, you havent't got anything." -The Princess Bride


"I should hae prayed to the ancestors for luck!
-How lucky could they be? They're dead!" -Mulan

"What's the news?
Police Chief: Oh, you wanna hear the news? Well, here's the news! It seems that the old lady that confessed to the murder of Ralph Elliot has also confessed to a couple of other murders.
Tony Giardino: I knew she would! I knew it!
Police Chief: Yeah! Right! Well, she's confessed to the murders of Abraham Lincoln, Warren G. Harding and Julius Caesar. She's a nutcase! A nutcase!" -So I Married An Ax-Murderer.


"So to be normal, we all have to be like YOU? There are 400 people in this room who are NOTHING like you, Rick! Some of them are fat, some of them are skinny. Some of them are short, some of them are tall. Some of them have braces, some of them have birth marks, or scars, or frizzy hair, or EARS THAT STICK OUT! But most of them walk through these halls EVERY DAY, never telling anybody what they really think, or feel, or believe, because people like you, NORMAL people like YOU, have them TERRIFIED of being who they REALLY are. If YOU'RE normal, what does that make all of them? So which is it, Rick? Are you normal? Or are you just one of us?" -Angus





"Colt: So what are you doing here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Waiting for you.
Colt: I mean, what brought you here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: A taxi.
Colt: Yeah, but why?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: My car's in the shop.
Colt: I mean... Why the hell did you come here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: The police station would have made me nervous.
Colt: You better go." -Loaded Weapon 1


"I knew that at moment our days of playing make-believe were over. As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened and we can't." Now & Then

I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are." -Bridget Jone's Diary


"George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George: Ten?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it." Erin Brockovich


"Please take your seats.
-Where should we take them?" -Summer School


"You mock my pain!
-Life is pain, Highness, anyone who says differently is selling something." The Princess Bride


"Blade: Where the hell are we?
Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?
Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Blade: Do I look like your secretary?" -Mortal Combat


"Do you think you could love me for the rest of my life?
-No, I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine." Phenonomenon


" No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you." -The Last of the Mohicans


"May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure." -The First Knight



"Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does. Some things folks do is nice and some ain't so nice, and that's all any man's got a right to say." The Grapes of Wrath



"Ladies you have to be strong and independant, and remember don't get mad, get everything" The First Wives Club


"It's susposed to be hard. If it wasn't harcd, everyone could do it. It's the hard that makes it great."
-A League Of Their Own[/i]


"You're not much into sports.
-I feel that a person should only run when she is being chased." -The Falculty
 
: Resident Evil Apocalypse

Spacker Dave: Frank Castle grabs Spacker Daves hand in pain.
Spacker Dave: : The Punisher
 
from Down with love

Barbara Novak: Another ruse, Catcher? You know I have no interest in seeing you.
Catcher Block: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at KNOW ever since your new NOW.
Barbara Novak: I have no way of knowing how things are now at KNOW. I knew how things were at KNOW before NOW.
Catcher Block: Then you should know now at KNOW things are a lot like they are at NOW, we have to interview every applicant for every job, and so do you or you'd be going against NOW's definition of discrimination and you wouldn't want the readers of NOW or KNOW to know that, now would you?
Barbara Novak: Have a seat, Mr. Block.

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Resident Evil Apocalypse

*Regenerate Add* *Not found in the movie but on a RE website*

Announcer: Imagen a world where you can reverse the effects of age, stress, and sun. From the leading name in biotechnology comes REGENERATE. Another breakthrough from the umbrella co-operation.
REGENERATES revolutionary T-Cell Formula actually brings dead cells back to life. Now your youthfull beauty can last...forever.
ALWAYS consult your doctor before starting treatment. some "SIDE EFFECTS" may occure.
REGENERATE is a regestered trademark of the umbrella Co-operation. Our buisness is life... Itself.

Jo
 
Few more favourite quotes:

My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

(American Psycho)

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.

Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosiphy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

You know what the real tragedy of this day is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

(Clerks)

No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

(Casino)

Why don't you draw any more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?

(Overnight delivery)

We're going streaking!

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

We're going to get so much ass here...like boy band ass!

(Old School)

If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
What buzz?
The Internet buzz.
What the **** is the Internet?!

Miramax? I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game".
Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there.

(Jay and silent bob strike back)

These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways.

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.

Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life I'm guilty of committing a crime: Parole Violation. 'Course I doubt they'll toss up any road blocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is a blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope...

(The shawshank redemption)

Damn I have a lot of favourites
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Grace
 
Ooooh, I have sooo many favourite quotes, my favorite one is in my sig:
Playing by Heart:
Keenan: " My head has an endless capacity for useless information"

The Recruit:

Physiatrist: How do upsetting situations make you feel?
James Clayton: Upset.

Physiatrist:Would you consider yourself objectively flexible or subjectively firm?
James Clayton: Metaphysically wrinkle-free?

When Harry Met Sally:


Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not!
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

That's it for now...

[ 07-09-2003: Message edited pooky167 ]
 
Resident Evil Apocalypse:

Alice: MOVE

Doctor: Do you remember anything? Your name?
Alice: My Na.. Nam.. my na..
Doctor: Up her meds
~computers go wacky~
Person: Um.. Doctor..
Doctor: We are going to need..
Alice: My...na...
Person... DOCTOR!
Doctor: WHAT?
~he looks at Alice~
Alice: My name is Alice.. and i remember Everything


~*JO*~
 
Sorry for the length...

From Titanic: :love:

(After Jack saves Rose)
Jack: Whew! I'm Jack Dawson.
Rose: Rose De Witt Bukater.
Jack: I'm gonna have to get you to write that one down.

Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars.

Jack: I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.

Old Rose: A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me... in every way that a person can be saved. I don't even have a picture of him. He exists now... only in my memory.

Rose: I love you, Jack.
Jack: Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes.
Rose: I'm so cold.
Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of babies, and you're gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, but not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body.
Jack: Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.
Rose: I promise.
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.

(Rose is showing a necklace to Jack)
Rose: I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this...
Jack: Alright.
Rose: Wearing only this.

Rose: You jump, I jump, right?
Jack: Right.

Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? To be a w**** to a gutter rat?
Rose: I'd rather be his w**** than your wife!
 
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